TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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