Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Shame is for Republicans.
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