Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I'm bleeding and have questions
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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