Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
she looked like the before picture.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I want to be your penis for a week.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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