I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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