Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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