Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Randomize
