I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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