i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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