Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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