I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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