i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Randomize
