She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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