Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
The beers last night were like the tears from god
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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