We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Randomize