And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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