omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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