and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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