We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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