Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Randomize
