Porn is love you can see.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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