Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Everything about him screamed your future.
So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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