make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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