And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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