You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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