Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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