Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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