I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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