I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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