gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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