I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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