My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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