that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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