Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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