butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
