I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
accomplished twins. life is a go
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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