Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
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