I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Anyone see the sob who took the piรฑata?
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Iโm ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ๐๐๐๐
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