Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Randomize
