Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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