why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
