Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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