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I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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