The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
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