i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I want to fling myself into the sun
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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