i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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