worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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