Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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