you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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