They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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