I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
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