I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
He? As in you personified your dick?
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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