how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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