so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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