Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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